People of Britain: You Are Wimps.

Ok... I realize I am a blogging fiend today... but I needed a laugh. Sis-In-Law and I have been discussing the fact that we both have Seasonal Affectiveness Disorder, and you all know what a tough time I'm having with this winter.

Please take a look at the picture above, which is the blizzard that England got today, which shut down London Bus service (which didn't even stop during the Blitz in WWII), the Underground, and closed schools across the nation. An estimated 6.4 million people didn't show up for work. Evidently, this is the worst snowfall they have recieved in 18 years. Based on these photos from the Daily Mail, it looks like it amounted to about 8 inches.

8 inches. 8 F*#KING INCHES... ARE YOU KIDDING ME????? Take a look at the picture below: PEOPLE ABANDONED THEIR CARS ON THE MOTORWAY because of the snow.

Pussies.

Al Gore Is a Damn Dirty Liar.

He clearly has never had the boogers inside his nose freeze while walking across the barren tundra of a parking lot near O'Hare... where the wind chill is currently -40 degrees Fahrenheit.

There is little dignity involved when getting dressed for winter in Chicago... and even less fashion.

I realize this may be the cause of a very long lecture from Big Brother, but fuck global warming. Can't come soon enough, if you ask me.

In the meantime, for the next three months, this is my happy place. Repeat after me: "Birv's in Bora Bora. Birv's in Bora Bora. Birv's in Bora Bora."
*** Disclaimer*** Due to the fact that there ARE some people I don't know that read my blog, and thus may not understand my acerbic wit and sarcasm (heh... aren't I generous with myself), I totally believe in global climate change, and think it's a bad thing, though not for the Earth. The Earth is completely able to right itself, no matter how badly we screw it up. It will, however, wipe out humankind in the process if we don't act to correct it... which means we're all deadsky. So I do recycle, use natural products, and carry reuseable grocery bags. I'm a regular environmentalist! EndRant.

Ever Felt Like This?

This fits ably into my ongoing ode to how much I hate this winter.