Anyone Else See the Innuendo?

Or am I the only dirty bird?

I love that it's two and a half pounds... you may as well just grab a can of Campbell's and jiggle it around for all the good it'll do. I wonder if the "prestigious California university" would find that effective as well!

I Am, Indeed, Workin' My Merkin

Someone bought a Merkin Mug! Who was it?? Because I love you the most now... and if you aren't in some way related to me, you may be getting a little tongue action- a whole $1.20 worth, because that's how much I earned. Whee!

Visit my store here.

I have lots to post, but shockingly, I've been busy! When did I become so popular? I wonder if I could turn my apartment into a hermitage. I'd have to get my internet to work there first, though.

I Know What Everyone's Getting For Christmas...

Attention to all those who recall the drunken rants of my birthday party... I have created the Merkin Shirt.

Buy it here on Zazzle... I ACTUALLY get a royalty for creating this awesome shirt every time someone buys one. Also- it looks better on the link.