I hate you, Jenny Craig.
So the first Deathly Hallows trailer made me gasp and get chills all over. THIS one literally had me holding the sides of my computer screen with my face two inches away from the monitor. The mirror shard! DOBBY! The beach scene! Nagini the snake! The Lotsa Potters!
This trailer has turned me into Cookie Monster. ME WANT TO SEE NOW!
Don't worry if you have no idea what I'm talking about. I won't give it away. You should have been reading the books this whole time, but now isn't a time for me to judge you. It is time to welcome you into the fold...because if this movie doesn't get you to read the books, nothing will.
(Scooby Douche is the one on the right. He is on Ghost Hunters. I do not know his actual name. BFF, despite vowing to marry him someday, doesn't either.) CORRECTION: Scooby Douche is on Ghost Adventures...(Not having cable, and knowing there are 700,000 paranormal shows on those reality channels, I was forced to choose one...mainly because I am lazy and opening a separate web page to Google the real name would just be so. much. work.) Cat-fish has become even more awesome in my eyes with her knowledge of the stupid crap that I fill my days with- thank you for making me not feel like a total loser by knowing who I am talking about!
Birv: I bet he smells like Calvin Klein Obsession and Strawberry protein smoothie.
BFF: Yes! And hair salon.
Birv: New game! What do our favorite men smell like? Alexander Skarsgaard. Go.
BFF: Leather! And musk. NPH!
Birv: White tic tacs, fresh baked bread and magic. Joel McHale!
BFF: Mmmmmm! Oatmeal, Abercrombie Woods and whiskey. Obama!
Birv: New books, bonfire and Irish Spring Soap. Puck!
BFF: Suntan lotion, pot and dollar bills. Seth MacFarlane.
Birv: New Car, Colgate and the faintest hint of Acqua di Gio. Joseph Gordon Levitt!
BFF: Spearmint Gum, Cedar and honeysuckle. He has a touch of girly something.
Birv: Agreed. A little something sweet!
BFF: Rick Moranis.
Birv: Old Spice, Coffee and vintage comic book. Bill Murray.
BFF: YES! Especially the coffee! Cold cream, cigarette enhanced tweed and wood shavings. RPatz.
Birv: Stale cigarettes, well-used shoes and laundry that's been left in the washer too long. Zachary Levi!
For the record, this photo is proof that nerds are hot. PHWOAR!