Monday, March 30, 2009
Thursday, March 26, 2009
I love birthdays. I especially love birthdays that fall on Dancing Thursdays. Oh Also Beth... what joy you bring to the Fonzipan world on your birthday!!
In honor of your birthday and your love of the little people... enjoy.
Mini Michael and Also Beth deserve your praise, readers. Shower them with it!
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
If Spike Jonze wanted me to have a baby as payment for this movie, I'd strongly consider that request. This looks simply awesome. AWESOME.
I Watch Stuff said it best... this looks like the way warm Krispy Kreme donuts taste. Like melty, delicious angel kisses.
EDIT: HD version,if you're into such things.
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Monday, March 23, 2009
On an separate addiction note... the Twilight dvd is in my possession!!! Feel free to come and watch. Give in to that embarrassing urge.
The extra features are short and lame... and all introduced by director Catherine Hardwicke, in the worst DVD marketing ever. Hello... who do we all want to look at? A wiggle-worm stoner in her 40's that never blinks, or Robert Pattinson?
That's a rhetorical question, by the way.PS ... this has to be my final Twilight post for a while. As I look through my posts for the last week... it's turned to a mild obsession that borders on cougar territory.
Friday, March 20, 2009
Thursday, March 19, 2009
The Thriller dance is the new Chicken Dance at weddings... but I still enjoy it. Add Darth Vader and some StormTroopers in a dance-off, and you've sold me. It's on Dancing Thursdays!!
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
PS- no, you're not seeing things, those ARE soda cans on their heads.
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
organ for the taking (Kankakee, IL)
Reply to: firstname.lastname@example.org [Errors when replying to ads?]Date: 2009-03-12, 6:26PM CDT
good size organ for the taking, 815 939 7301. as of Sat. March 14 still available. it is not a keyboard. kankakee, IL. I do not have a picture.
Location: Kankakee, IL
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Thanks to the Rarmy of one for finding this gem!!
Monday, March 16, 2009
Photos courtesy of the new issue of GQ. Go see it here.
I won't ask why this picture looks so awkward. I will merely say "oh, to be a glove upon that hand..."
Saturday, March 14, 2009
Sidenote: where does one apply to become a caddie? I could hack it.
Found this on the Daily Mail. Naturally.
Thursday, March 12, 2009
I may be the only person in the whole world that hasn't seen this video from Ok Go... mainly because of my cable fail. But come on. this makes me SO FREAKING HAPPY!!
This was going to be an punditwear post, but then I got to looking at the other types of beads that the MardiGrasOutlet has, and I figured that this is "best of" worthy.
U.S.A. LOVE IT!!! Love it...
Who puts boobs on a frog? Why is this erotic?
A scruffy Phoenix finally came out on stage before 2am, smoking a cigarette and wearing a dishevelled dark suit, sneakers and taped-up sunglasses.Then he responded to someone who appeared to be heckling him in the audience near the stage.
'We have a (double-expletive) in the audience,' he said before jumping into the crowd.
It was not immediately clear whether the two men exchanged any blows.
'I saw the guy screaming at Joaquin, and Joaquin just came down,' said Jorge Lledo, 30, of Miami Beach.
He began rapping to a beat played by the DJ and nodding to the music, although most of the lyrics were unintelligible."
UPDATE: We have video, folks. Well, I think you do... after about :40 the footage appears to turn into a montage of some guy's front pocket.
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Take a look. This is interesting.
Thanks to Sis-in-Law for the tip!
Friday, March 6, 2009
Thursday, March 5, 2009
Thursdays are dance days... and while this one does not fill me with spasms of delight like a group of people spontaneously breaking into rhythm, the score at the end is what makes this for me!
This must be from Deathly Hallows (#7), which they're filming now. I can't tell you how excited I am about this picture, although it does sort of look like some sort of creepily inappropriate sex-victim picture.
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
"According to a police report, 27-year-old Fort Pierce resident Latreasa L. Goodman told authorities she paid for a 10-piece last week but was later informed the restaurant had run out.She says employees refused to give her a refund, saying all sales were final. A cashier told police she offered Goodman a larger portion of different food for the same price, but Goodman became irate."
By the way, does this say she paid for these nuggets LAST WEEK?! WTF? I can't tell if that's just shoddy grammar and the event happened last week, or if she paid last week and is claiming her nuggets today.
In Latreasa's defense, I can see a certain loyal Fonzipan reader (who shall go nameless) getting this upset if someone gets between her and her fried gizzards at Brown's Chicken. I made that mistake once. I now type with one hand.
EDIT: The 911 calls. Blog bless Youtube.