Oh how I love you, Guinness Book of World Records. You are a never ceasing source of entertainment for me.
I don't know why you have a pantomime horse race or a ginormo pen, but I sure do love the idea of placing the world's shortest man directly under the sweet spot of the world's leggiest woman.
Quotes from News.com in Australia: “I heard he was going to be the shortest man, but I didn’t realise he was going to be that small," Ms Pankratova told UK tabloid The Sun.“He seems very happy, he smiles and laughs a lot.”
Of course he's happy- he's sitting at base camp on the expedition to your babymaker!
Gwan wi yersels, ya cheeky bastards!!