Happy Slappy Birthday!!

It is my dear sister-in-law's birthday, and in honor of her next career move, I have assembled a collection of mascots, including one from my own alma mater...the Gorlok. No, I don't know what it is, either.

While mascots frighten the hell out of me, she wants to be one for some reason. As a testament to how much I like the sis-in-law, I have decided to suck it up and face my fear. GMI... this is for you.

(By the way, I have totally stolen these pictures from all over the web. Don't sue me!)