Dear Couture Designers:I am perplexed and a little frightened by your ability to overlook your own appearance while creating some of the most beautiful clothes in the world. I find it hard to take your advice on how I should dress when you show up at premieres and fashion week looking like an Oompa Loompa (Valentino), or Janice from the Muppets (Donatella Versace, I'm talking to you here.)
Betsey Johnson, I love your pre-teen sense of whimsy, but at 66 years old, please, please cover up your sun damage!
Karl Lagerfeld... I don't know what to tell you about this. Even Madonna has left the gloves at home.
Let's all take a moment to look at Tom Ford... and please remember, while drama can be fun, please leave it on the runway.
Sincerely,
Birv- a devoted and disturbed product whore.
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