Donatella Versace, you know I'm here to help. Remember when we discussed bringing a little taste and glamour off the runway and into your own life?? Yeah... that includes the beachwear. Words to live by: no outfit is complete without sunscreen, especially when you vacation on the sun. The most frightening thing... you're 53 years old. You look like a piece of beef jerky with softballs shoved into it.
Hugs and kisses (wait... no),
Birv
PS- you owe me a new pair of eyeballs.
1 comment:
LMAO!!
(that's really all i can say to sum up my feelings on this post)
(kudos)
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