Tuesday, December 30, 2008

A Tip, Gentle Readers. Moisturize, Early... and Often.

Donatella Versace, you know I'm here to help. Remember when we discussed bringing a little taste and glamour off the runway and into your own life?? Yeah... that includes the beachwear. Words to live by: no outfit is complete without sunscreen, especially when you vacation on the sun.
The most frightening thing... you're 53 years old. You look like a piece of beef jerky with softballs shoved into it.
Hugs and kisses (wait... no),
PS- you owe me a new pair of eyeballs.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

(that's really all i can say to sum up my feelings on this post)