I work in a company with 3 and a half floors, 14 printers and copiers. I shit you not... ALL BUT ONE OF THEM ARE BROKEN RIGHT NOW. How does that even happen? We haven't even been here two hours.
GUH. I don't know why I'm surprised, this happens on a daily basis. I swear to god I'm ready to take a baseball bat to this stupid copier if it doesn't give me my report... actually named the TPS report, without a shred of irony. Screw trying to change people's lives through education. I'm going to become a copy machine repair man. The money HAS to be better.