I'm sure you've heard of the woman who gave birth to octuplets last week on the 26th. I don't even want to THINK of what that does to your insides.
According to People, her mom confirms what the rest of us realized upon hearing the news promos: she's a baby-obsessed nutjob.
Meanwhile, grandma said she is at the home they share in Whittier, taking
care of Nadya's other six other children, ages 2 to 7. And she has a message for
her daughter: When you get home, it's bye-bye, baby. "I'm going to be gone,"
says Angela. ... Nadya Suleman's "obsession" with children, says her mother, caused Angela to seek help from a therapist, who told her to ask her daughter to leave the house. But Angela backed down. "I didn't want to throw her out," she says.
There are only two acceptable reasons to have this many children: 1) to combat Brad and Angelina's attempt at world domination through a larger and therefore more powerful infant army, or, the most appropriate reason, 2) Alien DNA harvesting. We're this close, E.T.!!!