So there's very little to discuss today. My pea-brained attention span is over it.
However, I do know where you can find some free medical equipment on Craigslist. Centrifuge, anyone? I bet you can use it like the Gravitron for your hamster...
Sorvall Centrifuge (Near Cook County Hospital)
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This Sorvall Centrifuge is in excellent operating condition. It is approximately 3 feet deep, 3 feet wide and 3 feet high. You must transport it away. It is very heavy and needs to be out of its current location by 3 p.m. Saturday. The sooner, the better. If interested, please email your phone number to work out logistics.
Location: Near Cook County Hospital
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