Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Is It a Fetish?

I'm not sure why it's listed in the Obituaries section, because it doesn't appear as though the guy (or anyone else) died, but check out what was in the Chicago Sun-Times today:
He 'really likes to be around glasses'

July 28, 2009

An Illinois man is accused of stealing more than $45,000 worth of glasses from Milwaukee-area stores because he enjoys being around eyewear.
Prosecutors say Jerry Lowery, 38, walked into three shops between April and July and said he had a gun. They say he took more than 500 pairs. The criminal complaint quotes him as saying he "really likes to be around glasses." AP
Well. Why the hell not? It's always good to have a choice.

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