Big Brother has an addiction to Craigslist that I struggled to understand, UNTIL TODAY. I was looking at jobs online, and decided to play around on the "Free" link. Not only is someone offering a single 34" Black Shoelace, but another person is seemingly offering up their dignity.
This is an honest to blog real Craigslist post:
Contraceptive Sponges (Logan Square)
Reply to: mailto:sale-904448397@craigslist.org?subject=Contraceptive%20Sponges%20(Logan%20Square) [?]Date: 2008-11-03, 3:03PM CST
2 brand new, sealed in packaging Today sponges. Expiration June 2010. Indicate specific day & times you are available for pickup. Kedzie/Belmont vicinity. Serious inquiries only - I am not amused by troll replies.
Location: Logan Square
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 904448397
Granted, it's been a while for me, but I do hold out hope that I will get laid before 2010.
The post brings to mind many questions (not the least of which is why these can't just be thrown away). What happened here? My mind naturally goes to the most likely scenario, which is that some poor woman in Logan Square has decided to swear off men, owing, no doubt, to her heart being shattered to dust by some swarthy dude with too many buttons open on his collar that calls himself Antonio, but whose real name is Louis.
3 comments:
I am antonio, and there are always two sides to the story..
Hmm... a likely tale, Antonio. At least you could offer to reimburse the lady for her sponges.
Funny how she makes sure to note they are new, and sealed in packaging.
I guess the alternative is-
"Hi, all, i'm giving away used sponges for you to stick in your vagina."
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