Saturday, January 10, 2009

Is She...Really? Wait... What?

I have seen enough eye-scorching pictures of Amy Winehouse in the past few months to make me need a guide horse, so maybe I'm not seeing this right... please help me out here. she peeing? Does she have a penis?? Did she grow one while she's been on vacation? Is her new boy toy there (Joshua Bowman) that desperate to start a film career?

I'm confused, and a little frightened. This was not covered in Where Did I Come From.


Cathy said...

I've read instructions on how a lady can pee standing's not pretty. They tell you to practice in the shower.

Birv said...

Why would any girl want to pee standing up? That's just crazy talk. Call me a classy lady, but if I am required to do something in which I have to pee while standing, I won't do it.