Tuesday, June 16, 2009

The Comfort Wipe: Because You're a Filthy, Filthy Creature.

Oh, it's real. Check out the Product Site.

I can't imagine that this is all that "ergonomic"... my buttcheeks aren't 4 inches apart. Perhaps that's one of those "disadvantages" of being a big person that dude is talking about? Anyway, you're going to have wedge that thing in there.

Also... what disability do you imagine that classy WASP having that requires her to have someone else wipe her ass?

1 comment:

Cathy said...

I watched this with my mouth hanging open the entire time. Really? I understand not wanting to handle other people's "personal matters," but what excuse does the big guy have? "I'm really fat, and I can't tell you how many times I've ended up with my own feces all over my hands." Listen, I'M fat, and I've never had trouble with archaic toilet paper!